Winter Olympics sports I would be worst at

Skeleton

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Headfirst down an ice tube on a tea tray. No.

Biathlon

Reddit

Cross-country skiing, then calm down enough to shoot. Pick one.

Figure skating

YouTube

I fall over on normal floors.

Snowboard halfpipe

Smithsonian

Curling

Reddit

The only one I'd survive. I'd still sweep wrong.

Ski jumping

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I'd simply not jump.

Luge

Smithsonian

Bobsleigh

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I'd be the one pushing, then left behind.

Ski mountaineering

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New at these Games. Uphill on skis. Why.