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Dog breeds ranked by how much chaos they bring

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I have owned three of these. I no longer own a sofa.

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9 things, ranked

1

Siberian Husky

en.wikipedia.org

Will scream at you about dinner. Will escape. Will look beautiful doing it.

3

Border Collie

YouTube

Needs a job. Will invent one if you don't give it one.

5

Dachshund

YouTube

7

Pembroke Welsh Corgi

YouTube

9

Basset Hound

YouTube

Too tired for chaos. Respect.

2

Jack Russell Terrier

National Geographic

A small dog with the energy of a large storm.

4

Beagle

National Geographic

A nose with a dog attached.

6

Labrador Retriever

National Geographic

Has eaten a sock. Is proud of it.

8

Pug

National Geographic

Chaos level: snoring.

1

Siberian Husky

en.wikipedia.org

Will scream at you about dinner. Will escape. Will look beautiful doing it.

4

Beagle

National Geographic

A nose with a dog attached.

7

Pembroke Welsh Corgi

YouTube

2

Jack Russell Terrier

National Geographic

A small dog with the energy of a large storm.

5

Dachshund

YouTube

8

Pug

National Geographic

Chaos level: snoring.

3

Border Collie

YouTube

Needs a job. Will invent one if you don't give it one.

6

Labrador Retriever

National Geographic

Has eaten a sock. Is proud of it.

9

Basset Hound

YouTube

Too tired for chaos. Respect.

1

Siberian Husky

en.wikipedia.org

Will scream at you about dinner. Will escape. Will look beautiful doing it.

3

Border Collie

YouTube

Needs a job. Will invent one if you don't give it one.

5

Dachshund

YouTube

7

Pembroke Welsh Corgi

YouTube

9

Basset Hound

YouTube

Too tired for chaos. Respect.

2

Jack Russell Terrier

National Geographic

A small dog with the energy of a large storm.

4

Beagle

National Geographic

A nose with a dog attached.

6

Labrador Retriever

National Geographic

Has eaten a sock. Is proud of it.

8

Pug

National Geographic

Chaos level: snoring.

1

Siberian Husky

en.wikipedia.org

Will scream at you about dinner. Will escape. Will look beautiful doing it.

4

Beagle

National Geographic

A nose with a dog attached.

7

Pembroke Welsh Corgi

YouTube

2

Jack Russell Terrier

National Geographic

A small dog with the energy of a large storm.

5

Dachshund

YouTube

8

Pug

National Geographic

Chaos level: snoring.

3

Border Collie

YouTube

Needs a job. Will invent one if you don't give it one.

6

Labrador Retriever

National Geographic

Has eaten a sock. Is proud of it.

9

Basset Hound

YouTube

Too tired for chaos. Respect.

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