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Lies my parents told me that I believed way too long

TLTheo Laurent
TLTheo Laurent@greenhands

I was 19 when I found out about the ice cream truck. Nineteen.

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7 things, ranked

1

The ice cream truck plays music when it's run out of ice cream

The most effective lie in parenting history.

3

Carrots help you see in the dark

Actually British WWII propaganda. Look it up.

5

If you make that face it'll stay like that

7

Cracking your knuckles gives you arthritis

2

Swallowed gum stays in your stomach for seven years

4

Sitting too close to the TV ruins your eyes

6

The zoo is closed today

It was not closed.

1

The ice cream truck plays music when it's run out of ice cream

The most effective lie in parenting history.

4

Sitting too close to the TV ruins your eyes

7

Cracking your knuckles gives you arthritis

2

Swallowed gum stays in your stomach for seven years

5

If you make that face it'll stay like that

3

Carrots help you see in the dark

Actually British WWII propaganda. Look it up.

6

The zoo is closed today

It was not closed.

1

The ice cream truck plays music when it's run out of ice cream

The most effective lie in parenting history.

3

Carrots help you see in the dark

Actually British WWII propaganda. Look it up.

5

If you make that face it'll stay like that

7

Cracking your knuckles gives you arthritis

2

Swallowed gum stays in your stomach for seven years

4

Sitting too close to the TV ruins your eyes

6

The zoo is closed today

It was not closed.

1

The ice cream truck plays music when it's run out of ice cream

The most effective lie in parenting history.

4

Sitting too close to the TV ruins your eyes

7

Cracking your knuckles gives you arthritis

2

Swallowed gum stays in your stomach for seven years

5

If you make that face it'll stay like that

3

Carrots help you see in the dark

Actually British WWII propaganda. Look it up.

6

The zoo is closed today

It was not closed.

2 comments

  • KT

    Kenji Takahashi 1d

    Sent this to my sister immediately.

  • JM

    Jake Morrison 22h

    I'd swap the last two, but otherwise perfect.

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