1
"My dog ate something weird, I need to watch him"
Works every time. I don't have a dog.
6 things, ranked
3
"I have a work thing early tomorrow"
Classic for a reason.
5
"I think I'm coming down with something"
Only works twice a month.
2
"I'm waiting for a delivery that needs a signature"
4
"My phone's about to die"
6
"I'm actually already in bed"
Weirdly the most honest and the most respected.
1
"My dog ate something weird, I need to watch him"
Works every time. I don't have a dog.
4
"My phone's about to die"
2
"I'm waiting for a delivery that needs a signature"
5
"I think I'm coming down with something"
Only works twice a month.
3
"I have a work thing early tomorrow"
Classic for a reason.
6
"I'm actually already in bed"
Weirdly the most honest and the most respected.
1
"My dog ate something weird, I need to watch him"
Works every time. I don't have a dog.
3
"I have a work thing early tomorrow"
Classic for a reason.
5
"I think I'm coming down with something"
Only works twice a month.
2
"I'm waiting for a delivery that needs a signature"
4
"My phone's about to die"
6
"I'm actually already in bed"
Weirdly the most honest and the most respected.
1
"My dog ate something weird, I need to watch him"
Works every time. I don't have a dog.
4
"My phone's about to die"
2
"I'm waiting for a delivery that needs a signature"
5
"I think I'm coming down with something"
Only works twice a month.
3
"I have a work thing early tomorrow"
Classic for a reason.
6
"I'm actually already in bed"
Weirdly the most honest and the most respected.
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